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Christmas Ecard with text: Christmas. That time of year when we let an old, bearded man into our homes and stockings. — about this card: bearded man | Just because you don’t understand what’s going on doesn’t mean you’re confused. Look at me - I own a greeting card company (for admittedly ’troubled people’) and I’ve never purchased or sent a greeting card in my life. Look at Christmas. Makes no sense to me but people invite me to their houses to give me pudding. I don’t say anything about Christmas, of course. I just focus on the pudding.

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Christmas Ecard with text: In the United States, twelve million adults believe the world is secretly controlled by lizard people. But go ahead, teach impressionable children that Sant Claus is real. What could possibly go wrong? (Picture of a lizard man in a Santa Hat.)

Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

Hanukkah Ecard with text: merry hanukkah. may the Jewish santa bring you lots of amazing stuff! woot!

Christmas Ecard with text: Santa makes all us comfortable with being lied to by authority figures. He teaches us that gullibility is more likely to be rewarded than skepticism.

Christmas Ecard with text: Despite being told to stay away from strangers,once a year you will be forced to sit on a stranger's lap. He wears a flimsy disguise that wouldn't fool anyone. Alleged loved-ones will laugh and take photographs of you.

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