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Christmas ecard: Christmas. That time of year when we let an old, bearded man into our homes and stockings. Ecard image showing: Christmas. That time of year when we let an old, bearded man into our homes and stockings.

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Just because you don’t understand what’s going on doesn’t mean you’re confused. Look at me - I own a greeting card company (for admittedly ’troubled people’) and I’ve never purchased or sent a greeting card in my life. Look at Christmas. Makes no sense to me but people invite me to their houses to give me pudding. I don’t say anything about Christmas, of course. I just focus on the pudding.
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