Santa knew too much | Christmas Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry. — about this card: santa knew too much | Santa. He ‘knows when you’ve been bad or good’. That’s quite an accomplishment, Santa, thanks very much. Good to know someone is keeping a watchful eye on me. But then again maybe, if you pay too much attention to what a man is doing in his private life, you might get a bit distracted and accidentally tumble down a flight of stairs. , , I’m only looking out for you, Santa.

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Christmas Ecard with text: In the United States, twelve million adults believe the world is secretly controlled by lizard people. But go ahead, teach impressionable children that Sant Claus is real. What could possibly go wrong? (Picture of a lizard man in a Santa Hat.)

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