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Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.
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santa knew too much

about this card: santa knew too much | Santa. He ‘knows when you’ve been bad or good’. That’s quite an accomplishment, Santa, thanks very much. Good to know someone is keeping a watchful eye on me. But then again maybe, if you pay too much attention to what a man is doing in his private life, you might get a bit distracted and accidentally tumble down a flight of stairs. , , I’m only looking out for you, Santa.
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