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Valentines Ecard with text: Happy Valentines Day. Because there is nothing weird about winged, naked babies holding weapons.
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about this card: winged babies | I’m the sort of responsible guy you could take back to your parent’s trailer without police needing to get involved but that’s only cause my Nanna raised me proper. I remember us sharing a tin of cat food one night and her telling me how ‘chicks dig a romantic’. So fellers - take note.
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