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Christmas Ecard with text: I dont want you to get me a Christmas present. I want to sit there on Christmas day looking at you in disbelief that you believed that I didnt want a Christmas present. — about this card: understanding me | Most of us have been busy practicing our Pre-Apocalypse Stop, Drop and Roll Survival Drills so that we might outlive our more ‘skeptical’ friends. I can’t wait to see the surprise on their faces when they’re strafed by Pernicious Tabby Cats in Flying Saucers, which is how I suspect the Apocalypse will pan out. I’m usually right about stuff. I’ll see you guys at the Christmas looting, ok?!

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not sure what I'll be doing today but 'wilfull contrariness' will be a part of it.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Dont think of me as a difficult person. Think of me as someone who runs unauthorized psychological studies on you.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I seemed a bit difficult, but it wasn't intentional. I am only intentionally difficult on Tuesdays.

Apology Ecard with text: difficult for a purpose

Apology Ecard with text: i like to think of myself as delightfully difficult. and it may just be easier on you if you agreed.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?