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Christmas Ecard with text: I dont want you to get me a Christmas present. I want to sit there on Christmas day looking at you in disbelief that you believed that I didnt want a Christmas present.
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about this card: understanding me | Most of us have been busy practicing our Pre-Apocalypse Stop, Drop and Roll Survival Drills so that we might outlive our more ‘skeptical’ friends. I can’t wait to see the surprise on their faces when they’re strafed by Pernicious Tabby Cats in Flying Saucers, which is how I suspect the Apocalypse will pan out. I’m usually right about stuff. I’ll see you guys at the Christmas looting, ok?!
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