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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not sure what I'll be doing today but 'wilfull contrariness' will be a part of it.
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about this card: contrariness | Alright, today I’m getting on a plane and flying to London. I’ll be there for a few days, then I go to Basel in Switzerland, and then to Amsterdam. I need you all to be good kids. This means not setting fire to anyone’s sofa. There is no need to appease the God of Fire; he doesn’t love you, he is toying with your affections.
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