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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I seemed a bit difficult, but it wasn't intentional. I am only intentionally difficult on Tuesdays. — about this card: unintentionally | Over my Christmas vacation (which is ending, by the way, roughly now-ish) I thought about becoming a better person. Less difficult, more civilized and all that nonsense. But ultimately I decided it probably wasn’t worth the effort and that self-improvement is really about Better Excuses and Alibis. Here is the first Wrongcard for 2011.

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Apology Ecard with text: So technically it was misleading of you to tell me you wanted me to be myself.

Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration.

Christmas Ecard with text: I dont want you to get me a Christmas present. I want to sit there on Christmas day looking at you in disbelief that you believed that I didnt want a Christmas present.

Father's Day Ecard with text: Dad, thanks for turning me into a self-made man

CheerUp Ecard with text: i want you to know that if you ever feel troubled or sad you can come to me, and i will console you by telling you that it’s all your fault for never doing what i tell you to do.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?