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Valentines Ecard with text: Here is your Valentines Day card. Now it is your turn to do something for me. Vaseline.
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about this card: reciprocity | Some companies profiteer from war. Others profiteer from love. Which is worse? Here at Wrongcards™ we like to ask the hard questions. Like - is our company guilt-tripping you with stupid made-up holidays? Or are we culture assassins engaged in a war on savagery and kitsch? The answer to that question is really up to you. Or, rather, our lawyers, who very boringly overruled this slogan idea for our website: ‘Wrongcards: The Halliburton of Ecards’.
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