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TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and we have not been devoured by a phalanx of Komodo Dragons. — about this card: phalanx | The week is winding down and you survived. Yes, you survived the strange and the unexpected. And, celebrating this triumph, today’s wrongcard reminds us all to remain ever vigilant. Remember, if you stay paranoid, you’ll stay alive. For a while anyway. Happy Friday to you all!

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?