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Flirting Ecards

Flirting Ecard with text: I probably really like you quite a lot. Or not - it depends of course on how you feel about me, which is a matter I cannot seem to accurately determine, which is why this card offers only the vaguest approximation of sentiment. This is a picture of an eel

probably really like you

The thing about eels is that they really are impossible to feel neutral about. You might think you like them a lot, say, when you're eating them in a Japanese restaurant. But face to face with them in an ocean, you will have one just thought - that thing is so ugly it is practically anathema.

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Flirting Ecard with text: I don't know if I could make you squeal like a pig but I could definitely manage 'squawk like an amorous puffin that has just had a near-death experience and needs to be held. And you can count on it, baby.

amorous puffin

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Flirting Ecard with text: If I wasnt interested in sleeping with you sometime, why would I send you a cool drawing of a duck? Aforementioned picture of duck.

duck drawing seduction

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Flirting Ecard with text: I would like to get up close and impersonal with you because people say you like it that way and I just want to make you happy.

close and impersonal

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Flirting Ecard with text: how much alcohol would I be required to buy you so I might clumsily paw at your body without you objecting much?

how much alcohol

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Flirting Ecard with text: So the plan is we become sex addicts, then attempt to cure ourselves via immersion therapy. Unless you have a better plan for the weekend (not scientifically possible).

immersion therapy

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Flirting Ecard with text: How amenable would you be to the idea that we rub our moistened genitals together in a thoroughly recreational/ non-procreative manner?

how amenable are you

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Flirting Ecard with text: i am willing to help you make some delicious mistakes.

delicious mistakes

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Flirting Ecard with text: dont worry about my imaginary friend. it likes to watch

it likes to watch

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card that people may not have seen yet. The thing I like about this particular card is that, if you sent it to someone, all their doubts about you would be laid to rest. That may or may not be a good thing but that's a separate issue, right? Happy Wednesday!

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Flirting Ecard with text: good touch bad touch. wait - show me bad touch again?

good touch bad touch

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