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CheerUp ecard: Bad news. I've been talking to your imaginary friend and he doesn't like you anymore and anyway, now he's MY imaginary friend. Ecard image showing: Bad news. I've been talking to your imaginary friend and he doesn't like you anymore and anyway, now he's MY imaginary friend.

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‘Why did you just take a photo of me?’ he asked. ‘Who knows why I do anything?’ I replied. ‘Just don’t be putting me in any more wrongcards.’ ‘I would never do that,’ I said firmly. ‘You did one that said I smoked weed at work.’ ‘Maybe it was your imaginary friend,’ I said. ‘I don’t have one,’ he replied. ‘Funny you should think that…’
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Published on 25 Apr 2012

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'Why did you just take a photo of me?' he asked. 'Who knows why I do anything?' I replied. 'Just don't be putting me in any more wrongcards.' 'I would never do that,' I said firmly. 'You did one that said I smoked weed at work.' 'Maybe it was your imaginary friend,' I said. 'I don't have one,' he replied. 'Funny you should think that...'

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