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Family Ecard with text: I think that if you had been an only child, you would have become lonely and tried to imagine me. And that would have become dangerous because if your imagination had summoned me, I would have wound up becoming our parents favorite again. — about this card: favoritism | A Family Card today that touches on the subject of sibling rivalry, with apologies to the ‘only child’s among us. And apologies as well to orphans and people who burned their families’ house down, because they probably find cards mentioning siblings somewhat tactless. You see how it’s hard to please everybody.

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Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Congratulations on your pregnancy. I hope your child is born with antlers because antlers are frickin sweet and nobody is the playground is gonna mess with a child born with antlers.

Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Bad news. I've been talking to your imaginary friend and he doesn't like you anymore and anyway, now he's MY imaginary friend.

WTF Ecard with text: Nobody thinks I'm delusional except my imaginary friend, and what the hell does he know?

Family Ecard with text: Genghis Khan killed his own brother when he was thirteen. And he went on to greatness. This is not a threat, just an observation based on a factual instance from history.

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