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Family Ecard with text: I think that if you had been an only child, you would have become lonely and tried to imagine me. And that would have become dangerous because if your imagination had summoned me, I would have wound up becoming our parents favorite again.
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about this card: favoritism | A Family Card today that touches on the subject of sibling rivalry, with apologies to the ‘only child’s among us. And apologies as well to orphans and people who burned their families’ house down, because they probably find cards mentioning siblings somewhat tactless. You see how it’s hard to please everybody.
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