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Christmas Ecard with text: St Nicholas was accompanied by a demon who kidnapped and ate bad little children. Look, did you want an authentic Christmas or not?
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about this card: bad little children | I’ve seen the piles of prose penned by prominent pundits in the remainders sections of book stores; there’s a Culture War raging on the streets and even Our Christmas Traditions are under attack. Well we’re not here to simply offer tasteful ecards - we’re here to enlighten civilization. When your Grandchildren ask: where were you during the Culture Wars? you can reply: at Wrongcards…
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