About This Card | Is it your Birthday today? Then I created a perfect card just for you. A-ha! I don’t know anyone having a birthday. It was a lie. I lie like a rug! And I’m adrift in a sea of fabrication and dishonesty. But then again: if it isn’t your Birthday then you have to admit, you kinda failed me personally as well. I’m going to forgive you, though, because it’s what Dr. Phil would want me to do. Dr. Phil has a nice moustache.
19 Oct 2010