Celery | Anniversaries Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Anniversaries Ecard with text: Let's celebrate our anniversary by thinking of each other when we're fapping. — about this card: celery | Anniversaries, right? People have them. Not me, so much, ‘cause I believe that honesty is important in relationships. Wait, is that another thing Oprah was wrong about? Jesus Oprah! Anyway. It’s beside the point. This card is pretty much NSFW. But I think most wrongcards are pretty much NSFW because, unlike most, I believe in good taste, decency and mental cleanliness. Happy Thursday…

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Valentines Ecard with text: Here is your Valentines Day card. Now it is your turn to do something for me. Vaseline.

WTF Ecard with text: The great benefit to exclusively having sex with an octopus is that it won't live long enough for you both to reach that 'rocky' phase of the relationship.

Love Ecard with text: Ironically, Justin the Inflatable Pony doesn't give me a hard time about MY relationship with YOU...

Love Ecard with text: I want you to know that I would still want to be with you even if I COULD lick my own genitals.

Missing You Cards Ecard with text: I miss you but on the upside I at least have a lot more time to get in touch with my OWN body.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?