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Anniversaries Ecard with text: Let's celebrate our anniversary by thinking of each other when we're fapping.
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celery

about this card: celery | Anniversaries, right? People have them. Not me, so much, ‘cause I believe that honesty is important in relationships. Wait, is that another thing Oprah was wrong about? Jesus Oprah! Anyway. It’s beside the point. This card is pretty much NSFW. But I think most wrongcards are pretty much NSFW because, unlike most, I believe in good taste, decency and mental cleanliness. Happy Thursday…
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