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    Ecard text: 'the cow has given me my first mission. but i keep wondering: why would a sentient, pan-dimensional cow have such faith in a stoner like me, anyway?'
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    On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of the day standing outside retirement communities wearing a Grim Reaper costume. Look, it's the only place I can go without surprising anyone.

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    Ecard text: This lizard ate all my weed, turned blue and started talking about Jesus. Best night of my life. Ever.
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    Ecard text: the more stoned i get, the more awesome ducks become
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    Thinking Of You cards 14 May 2008

    Ecard text: it's not that i don't want to hang out with you, i'd just prefer to hang out with my dog
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    Apology cards 8 May 2008

    Ecard text: i wouldn't have eaten your goldfish if i'd known you would get all boring and serious about it. But you should leave more food around the house.
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    About: Wrongcards offers free, funny ecards that are wrong for every occasion, and is possibly the most curious greeting card site on the web. Here you will find cards with a unique freshness and originality, which have been lovingly inked on fresh parchment by an emotionally mature artist committed only to the causes of good taste and judgment. Find out more about us.
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