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Mother's Day Ecard with text: I'll bet Mother's Day at King Oedipus' house could get awkward. — about this card: even oedipus | With Mother’s Day looming I thought it best that we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that Fate did not turn our life arcs into some kind of sick cosmic joke. Of course, I hope I’m not being presumptuous here.

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Family Ecard with text: Thank you for turning me into one of those mysterious people who never talk about their families.

Family Ecard with text: I like that you have a personality, but feel it might be more convenient if you disassembled it into three boxes labeled anger, repression and resentment, and then spent the rest of your life uncontentiously affirming my world view.

Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.

Family Ecard with text: It is a sign of just how much I actually like you that I haven't introduced you to my family yet.

Anniversaries Ecard with text: our anniversary may be a day of deep personal regret for our families, but I'm having a blast!

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?