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Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.
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about this card: proof | I’m ignoring our re-hash Wednesday tradition and posting a new card today because, well, I have the power to do so and because I am the boss. Being a boss is like being a king except instead of bringing you courtesans they bring you tea. Today’s card is about Mother’s Day. I’m sorry I mentioned courtesans before. Sometimes I say things that are a little bit inappropriate. It’s a bit of a secret.
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TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody's desk mysteriously caught fire.
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