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Topical Ecard with text: We can argue all day whether or not God gets high, but I think the evidence is clear.
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about this card: evidence | I never like to hear people arguing about religion because that means they’re not sitting there listening attentively to me. Everyone has a different approach to religious debate. Mine is to scream: That Is Anathema! until everyone leaves. I guess it’s important to win.
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