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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I wrecked your electric toothbrush but I was overtaken by a moment of curiosity.
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about this card: experimenting | Sometimes I look upon the sprawling glory that is Wrongcards and see that it is good. And other times - today, for instance - I’m fairly sure that I’m going to hell.
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