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Workplace ecard: 'They say it's our fear of failure that holds us back. But I blame Human Resources for hiring stupid middle-managers.''
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‘I no longer work in an office environment: people couldn’t handle my realness. It’s a pity because I really enjoyed it, especially ‘Mysterious Fire Mondays.’ I miss the middle-management types, mostly. I miss seeing the good-natured fear in their eyes whenever I visited their houses late at night to remind them that ’everybody sleeps sometime’.
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Published on 22 Nov 2013

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fear of failure

'I no longer work in an office environment: people couldn't handle my realness. It's a pity because I really enjoyed it, especially 'Mysterious Fire Mondays.' I miss the middle-management types, mostly. I miss seeing the good-natured fear in their eyes whenever I visited their houses late at night to remind them that 'everybody sleeps sometime'.

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'They say it's our fear of failure that holds us back. But I blame Human Resources for hiring stupid middle-managers.''

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