about this card:happy like me | I am talented at two things: training wasps to perform tricks, and volunteering. I’m so good at the latter that when I volunteered at the local Suicide Hotline, people stopped calling. My secret? I’d teach my callers how to train wasps. Worked like a charm, too. They would hang up, sobbing with gratitude. My point? Be inspirational! But also maintain an squadron or two of highly-trained wasps.
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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?