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Inspirational ecard: You have no reason to be unhappy. Here are half a dozen better reasons to be unhappy. Ecard image showing: You have no reason to be unhappy. Here are half a dozen better reasons to be unhappy.

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‘Sometimes people say they are sad and they list off their reasons for being sad and I think to myself: these are good reasons to feel sad, but I have some better ones. I guess that if someone is feeling melancholy then, well, why should it be for amateurish reasons? It’s called ‘seizing the teachable moment’. And you guys? You don’t pay me enough.’
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Published on 19 Jun 2013

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'Sometimes people say they are sad and they list off their reasons for being sad and I think to myself: these are good reasons to feel sad, but I have some better ones. I guess that if someone is feeling melancholy then, well, why should it be for amateurish reasons? It's called 'seizing the teachable moment'. And you guys? You don't pay me enough.'

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