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Inspirational Ecard with text: You have no reason to be unhappy. Here are half a dozen better reasons to be unhappy.
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about this card: stegosaurus | ‘Sometimes people say they are sad and they list off their reasons for being sad and I think to myself: these are good reasons to feel sad, but I have some better ones. I guess that if someone is feeling melancholy then, well, why should it be for amateurish reasons? It’s called ‘seizing the teachable moment’. And you guys? You don’t pay me enough.’
The Harvard Skull Fiasco

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