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Birthday ecard: Happy Birthday. The other good news is that your need need to make long-term plans is decreasing year by year. Ecard image showing: Happy Birthday. The other good news is that your need need to make long-term plans is decreasing year by year.

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Did you know only 12 million Americans believe that the USA is secretly run by lizard people? It’s a very disappointing statistic but lizards are good at disinformation. Today’s wrongcard is for birthdays so why, then, am I talking about lizard people? Oh who knows why I do anything.
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Published on 25 Jun 2013

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Did you know only 12 million Americans believe that the USA is secretly run by lizard people? It's a very disappointing statistic but lizards are good at disinformation. Today's wrongcard is for birthdays so why, then, am I talking about lizard people? Oh who knows why I do anything.

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