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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. The other good news is that your need need to make long-term plans is decreasing year by year. — about this card: long term plans | Did you know only 12 million Americans believe that the USA is secretly run by lizard people? It’s a very disappointing statistic but lizards are good at disinformation. Today’s wrongcard is for birthdays so why, then, am I talking about lizard people? Oh who knows why I do anything.

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Christmas Ecard with text: In the United States, twelve million adults believe the world is secretly controlled by lizard people. But go ahead, teach impressionable children that Sant Claus is real. What could possibly go wrong? (Picture of a lizard man in a Santa Hat.)

Christmas Ecard with text: I am not buying you a Christmas Present because I am already such a gift in your life. And further gifts would be wasted on anybody who doesn't already know this. Illustration right: I JUST FELT LIKE DRAWING A LIZARD MAN.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. You're going to get old and live in one of thousands of identical boxes and then get sad and die. But today is not the day to think about that, ok?

Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: Get well soon, but failing that, try not to die on theses days.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?