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Do you know anybody having a birthday this weekend? If so, this is not really the best card to send them. Unless you're giving them a completely rubbish present and you want to draw attention away from it. I once gave someone a chocolate bar wrapped up in gift paper, but that was before chocolate bars got so expensive.

From My Newsletter, October 30, 2019

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Shea is beginning to think that stealing the world's most famous skull wasn't the best way to launch his career in cat burglary...

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