Do you know anybody having a birthday this weekend? If so, this is not really the best card to send them. Unless you're giving them a completely rubbish present and you want to draw attention away from it. I once gave someone a chocolate bar wrapped up in gift paper, but that was before chocolate bars got so expensive.
Halloween
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On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then make up ridiculous lies to justify it all. Chiefly I blame our community here for Being Enablers but I also forgive you all because, well, it's nearly Halloween. And everybody knows that Halloween is about accepting people for being strange. Here's to you!
Get Well
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It is a sad thing but sometimes people can get sick and this may occasionally result in the interruption of one's plans. Experience has taught me that nobody likes it when you leave a bed-side vigil to go jet-skiing. I believe this is because people are fundamentally irrational. Send a Get Well card and THEN you can go jet-skiing.
