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Birthday Ecard with text: Be careful when you are cutting your birthday cake in case in contains a nest of spiders. Lunging at spiders with a knife might make them misinterpret the situation.
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about this card: spiders are sensitive | It’s someone’s birthday today, maybe not yours or mine but it’s someone’s; it’s commonsense. I know lots about people and most of what I know about people I learned from spiders. Though wasps, when you think about it, are a kind of winged spider. Spiders don’t hum like wasps, they just whistle. Nobody really knows why.
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Christmas Ecard with text: I may or may not have gotten you a Christmas spider. The joy lies in the discovery.
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New Year's Ecard with text: My New Years Resolution is to put fewer spiders in your breakfast cereal when you're not looking.
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Baby Ecard with text: Am relieved to hear you are pregnant and not merely eating too much cake.
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not saying that you eat spiders. I'm saying that we don't see spiders when you're around and that you rarely seem to be hungry, and it that it might be possible to exrapolate from this.
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Apology Ecard with text: I will forgive you for not making me a better person if you make cake.
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