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Excuses ecard: I regret I cannot hang out with your friends but any discussion about shoes is psychic torture that should have been banned by the United Nations years ago. Ecard image showing: I regret I cannot hang out with your friends but any discussion about shoes is psychic torture that should have been banned by the United Nations years ago.

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Excuses cards are intended to help you evade unwanted social engagements. It’s always better to send a card than to show up and discover you need to stab someone in the leg with a fork. Unless they’re serving profiteroles - those can often be worth the fuss.
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Published on 23 Aug 2011

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