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WTF Ecard with text: Sometimes when nobody else is around I talk threateningly at plants.
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about this card: sometimes | I’m going to go and pass out in a moment and my consciousness will disappear for roughly six hours but when I awaken, fresh and thirsting for vengeance against the Vicissitudes of Fate, I will go down to the local Starbucks and speak this card’s caption to the first stranger that I see. That is how I fix the world.
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