WTF Ecard with text: Sometimes when nobody else is around I talk threateningly at plants.

About This Card | I’m going to go and pass out in a moment and my consciousness will disappear for roughly six hours but when I awaken, fresh and thirsting for vengeance against the Vicissitudes of Fate, I will go down to the local Starbucks and speak this card’s caption to the first stranger that I see. That is how I fix the world.

26 Jun 2011