![WTF Ecard with text: Sometimes when nobody else is around I talk threateningly at plants.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/676_hu0970a3986c35131f16189cbb586b273c_46429_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | I’m going to go and pass out in a moment and my consciousness will disappear for roughly six hours but when I awaken, fresh and thirsting for vengeance against the Vicissitudes of Fate, I will go down to the local Starbucks and speak this card’s caption to the first stranger that I see. That is how I fix the world.
26 Jun 2011