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Get Well Ecard with text: I've decided I like you again and you should be feeling better in a day or two. — about this card: this never happened | Whenever a friend comes down with a sore throat or a cold I like to sit at their bedside and offer repeated assurances that it’s WAY too early to suspect that this might be the illness that takes their life. And that it’s completely absurd to start suspecting Foul Play, while I walk around tapping on the walls as if searching for a hollow sound. I guess I want everybody’s life to be an adventure.

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Workplace Ecard with text: Thank you for coming into work sick and giving us all Avian/Swine Flu while bravely showing us all what a trooper you are.

Get Well Ecard with text: I am sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Maybe you would feel better if you provided me with an orgasm.

Excuses Ecard with text: I'm not going in to work today because I'm either temporarily unable to muster the strength to pretend that anything I do has any significance. Or because I have a bit of a nasty cough.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?