A zombie apocalypse is not the best time to stop by your ex's place. Trust me, things just aren't going to pan out between you two.

Whenever the television tells me that a zombie attack is in progress, I stay calm. I lock up the house and fill the bath tub with water, but I stay calm. You ever notice how everyone has a lot of relationship stuff to talk through when they're fighting zombies? This is why zombies are so unnerving.