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Sometimes I like to organize surprise birthday parties for random colleagues I don’t know very well. Suddenly they’re surrounded by cake and balloons and people singing in their cubicle. It’s awkward for them because only two people there will know it’s not actually their birthday. I suppose it’s because I like cake.
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Sometimes I like to organize surprise birthday parties for random colleagues I don't know very well. Suddenly they're surrounded by cake and balloons and people singing in their cubicle. It's awkward for them because only two people there will know it's not actually their birthday. I suppose it's because I like cake.

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I would have wished you a Happy Birthday sooner but I wanted to be sure it really as your birthday and not some troubled exercise in narcissism.

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