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Just Because Ecards

WTF Ecard with text: If I should ever wander off into the fog in my mind, lose my way and never return, I want you to have my cat. Provided I havent eaten it by then or something.

responsible actions

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WTF

WTF Ecard with text: Librarians pretend to freak out when you cut interesting pages out of their books but secretly they are happy that you love books.

librarians pretend

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: Remember: a capacity for critical thought may diminish your ability to experience actual job satisfaction. You might want to try reality television. Or eating glue.

actual job satisfaction

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Workplace

WTF Ecard with text: Where is my fricking android butler you useless scientists? (not even going to mention jet packs)

fricking android

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WTF

Zombie Ecard with text: Real men will hunt down zombies while armed only with a falcon.

real men hunt zombies

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day writing strongly worded letters to the editors of major newspapers defending common sense and family values. If the government is keeping files on us all, then I'd prefer that they think that I am a complete lunatic.

Zombie

WTF Ecard with text: Clowns.. if a few go missing now and then, who is going to notice?

a few go missing

It's re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to publish an older card and take the rest of the day off, ideally to do something frivolous. It's an important tradition to me because Wrongcards is a work of great seriousness and without a little bit of irresponsibility I'd probably go mad.

WTF

Inspirational Ecard with text: Many live their lives forgetting that each day is precious. This is why I'm doing society a favor when I make random bomb threats.

teaching appreciation

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Inspirational

WTF Ecard with text: My scientific experiments on dead mice have brought me tantalizingly close to conquering death ! ... Wait a sec ... Nope, false alarm. Still no progress, sorry.

one mouse at a time

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WTF

WTF Ecard with text: ironically penile augmentation is cheaper than this car

devils hands

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: Well I am glad that they hired you. Even if it was only to prove that they are an equal opportunities employer.

equal opportunities

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Workplace