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Free Funny Zombie Ecards

Zombie ecard with text: Killing zombies is good for our relationship.

for our relationship

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Zombie ecard with text: When you stop to look at a map, remember to look over your shoulder.

look over your shoulder

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Zombie ecard with text: zombification can ruin your entire vacation. remember - a zombie is no match against a well swung seven iron. let's all be prepared

zombification vacation

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Zombie ecard with text: never kill zombies with an axe! zombie gore is slippery AND a health hazard. remember - if cornered without a firearm, use a blunt implement like this cricket bat. let's all be prepared.

zombies and axes

Zombie ecard with text: zombies have been spotted! this is a test of our zombie emergency messaging system. thank you for participating in this drill.

zombies spotted

Zombie ecard with text: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

dont reason with zombies

Zombie ecard with text: it might be lots of fun but all an uzi will do is piss the zombies off. remember a chainsaw is your best friend

lots of fun, but

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Zombie ecard with text: In the event of a sudden zombie attack secure all windows and doors before fetching beloved family pets from outside. spot can outrun them, and zombies have no taste for canine flesh.

dogs outrun zombies

Zombie ecard with text: You may be tempted to fortify yourself in a shopping mall. zombies know this trick! remember, and plan your contingencies with creativity.

zombies and malls

Zombie ecard with text: given half a chance, a zombie will eat you and anyone you care about.don't try and be a hero and you might live.

zombies will eat you

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