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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I have not been more supportive of you lately. I have just been very busy being interesting. — about this card: busy being interesting | You know when a villain ties a person to the railway tracks and sends a letter to the hero saying ‘you better get down here or your friend is going to get run over ha ha etcetera?’ I don’t know if this has happened to me because I tend not to open correspondence. I just forget. Missing the requisite gene I suppose. Here’s an ecard for people like me.

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Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.

Apology Ecard with text: So technically it was misleading of you to tell me you wanted me to be myself.

Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration.

Olympics Ecard with text: There is no point in watching Olympic-level shot put events because nothing interesting ever happens.

Father's Day Ecard with text: Dad, thanks for turning me into a self-made man

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

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I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?