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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I have not been more supportive of you lately. I have just been very busy being interesting.
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about this card: busy being interesting | You know when a villain ties a person to the railway tracks and sends a letter to the hero saying ‘you better get down here or your friend is going to get run over ha ha etcetera?’ I don’t know if this has happened to me because I tend not to open correspondence. I just forget. Missing the requisite gene I suppose. Here’s an ecard for people like me.
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Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.
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Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration.
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