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Dark Humor Ecard with text: Maybe Jesus wouldn't have avoided us so much in the last 2000 years if we hadn't kept ritualistically eating his corpse.
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catholic vegetarian

about this card: catholic vegetarian | My Grandmother taught me everything there is to know about world religions, ie. lizards from space have infiltrated all world governments, we’re part of the resistance, and all other religious beliefs are crazy. She taught me to be tolerant, and believe in all religions, except when they contradict the stuff about lizards because that’s just CIA disinformation to test our faith. Hi Nanna!
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