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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I’m not telling you why I am angry  with you because I don’t want  “communication” to rob our  relationship of its mystery.
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about this card: communication | I’ve never been a person who makes up excuses but that has never been my fault. Usually I was too busy, or a thing came up, or I had to stay late or I was volunteering at a hospital helping nurses put on stockings. But nowadays I think ‘inventing excuses’ is my calling. I’d like to elaborate further but there’s a helicopter waiting to take me to the White House. Look, my life is complicated.
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