Communication | Thinking of You Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I’m not telling you why I am angry with you because I don’t want “communication” to rob our relationship of its mystery. — about this card: communication | I’ve never been a person who makes up excuses but that has never been my fault. Usually I was too busy, or a thing came up, or I had to stay late or I was volunteering at a hospital helping nurses put on stockings. But nowadays I think ‘inventing excuses’ is my calling. I’d like to elaborate further but there’s a helicopter waiting to take me to the White House. Look, my life is complicated.

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WTF Ecard with text: FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.

Love Ecard with text: I can tell that I love you by the way I like to make you feel guilty about bullshit.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you got angry at me when I contradicted your hallucinated version of reality.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you sometimes say irrational things when you get angry and that my effortless rebuttal only seems to further infuriate you.

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry my use of clear and unambiguous language has been a source of so many misunderstandings.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?