The extra mile | Love Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Love Ecard with text: Anyone can promise to be attracted to you until death. But when it comes to making promises I believe in going the extra mile. And a picture of a skeleton. — about this card: the extra mile | Anyone who read Wuthering Heights knows that Heathcliff rifled about with Cathy’s corpse exactly twice. Linton was immune to such passion, of course, and this is why women always prefer Heathcliff, or any wild-eyed savage who’d cuddle a lady’s corpse just for the sake of nostalgia. It’s called being romantic, fellers. Pay attention to Wrongcards and I’ll teach you all about it.

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: Maybe Jesus wouldn't have avoided us so much in the last 2000 years if we hadn't kept ritualistically eating his corpse.

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: Good news. My desire for you now eclipses my general fear of contracting a venereal disease from you.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I want to assure you that, in the event of your untimely death, I would disturb your earthly remains for experimentation purposes only.

Halloween Greetings Ecard with text: Decorating a front lawn with the rotting fruits of a late-night grave robbery is a felony. But sometimes, an authentic Halloween requires that we go that extra mile.

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: you make me feel delightfully impure

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