WRONGCARDS

WRONGCARDS

  • home
  • celebration
  • holiday
  • love
  • concerned
  • family
  • jewish
  • just because
  • about
  • newsletters
  • buy me a coffee
  • get in touch

Copyright © 2008 — 2026 Wrongcards

Wrongcards Logo Wrongcards Logo
Skip to main content

Navigation shortcuts:

  • Press '/' to focus search
  • Press 'Esc' to close menus
  • About
  • Search
  • Buy Me a Coffee
  • @Bluesky

Categories

  • Celebration
  • Family
  • Concerned (current section)
    • Apology
    • Cheer Up (current page)
    • Excuses
    • Get Well
    • Missing You
    • Reminder
    • Sympathy
    • Thanks
    • Thinking of You
  • Holiday
  • Jewish
  • Just Because
  • Love
  • Dark Humor
CheerUp ecard: Bad news. I've been talking to your imaginary friend and he doesn't like you anymore and anyway, now he's MY imaginary friend. Ecard image showing: Bad news. I've been talking to your imaginary friend and he doesn't like you anymore and anyway, now he's MY imaginary friend.

About This Card

‘Why did you just take a photo of me?’ he asked. ‘Who knows why I do anything?’ I replied. ‘Just don’t be putting me in any more wrongcards.’ ‘I would never do that,’ I said firmly. ‘You did one that said I smoked weed at work.’ ‘Maybe it was your imaginary friend,’ I said. ‘I don’t have one,’ he replied. ‘Funny you should think that…’
  1. Home /
  2. Ecards /
  3. Concerned /
  4. CheerUp /
  5. Bad news
Published on 25 Apr 2012

bad news

Previous Prev

Share this Card

Share on Twitter Share on LinkedIn Share on Facebook Share on Pinterest Share on Reddit Share via Email
SEND
Next Next
you might also like
WTF ecard with text: Nobody thinks I'm delusional except my imaginary friend, and what the hell does he know?

nobody thinks

Category: WTF

March 3, 2012
Family ecard with text: I think that if you had been an only child, you would have become lonely and tried to imagine me. And that would have become dangerous because if your imagination had summoned me, I would have wound up becoming our parents favorite again.

favoritism

Category: Family

March 28, 2011
Flirting ecard with text: dont worry about my imaginary friend. it likes to watch

it likes to watch

Category: Flirting

April 24, 2009
Missing You ecard with text: I miss you.And now Ive brutally stabbed even my closest imaginary friends in a fit of pique Im feeling REALLY alone. This blood is also imaginary. Don't even worry about it.

getting stabby

Category: Missing You

April 17, 2009
from the newsletter

My wife does yoga to relax. See how different men and women can be? It happens to be my personal belief that yoga was invented by a woman as a way to punish men collectively for some sort of infraction — possibly for not removing a lizard from a kitchen in a sufficiently timely manner.

— Worryingly, There's a Lizard in my Kitchen

you might also like
WTF ecard with text: Nobody thinks I'm delusional except my imaginary friend, and what the hell does he know?

nobody thinks

Category: WTF

March 3, 2012
Family ecard with text: I think that if you had been an only child, you would have become lonely and tried to imagine me. And that would have become dangerous because if your imagination had summoned me, I would have wound up becoming our parents favorite again.

favoritism

Category: Family

March 28, 2011
Flirting ecard with text: dont worry about my imaginary friend. it likes to watch

it likes to watch

Category: Flirting

April 24, 2009
Missing You ecard with text: I miss you.And now Ive brutally stabbed even my closest imaginary friends in a fit of pique Im feeling REALLY alone. This blood is also imaginary. Don't even worry about it.

getting stabby

Category: Missing You

April 17, 2009
latest newsletters (opens in new tab)
  1. The Many People I Have Failed to Recognize, Including Myself

    — In which I am repeatedly, confidently wrong about who I'm talking to.

    Opens in new tab

  2. A Non-Violent Method for Becoming a Better Person

    — Unresolved anger issues? Sure. Which among us is perfect?

    Opens in new tab

  3. The First of Many Missteps in America

    — Wherein I am confused by breakfast, and America is confused by me

    Opens in new tab

  4. Norah and the Spider Baby

    — A true account of my mother, a ghost, and an email I ought not have sent.

    Opens in new tab

I wrote a book

Book cover of 'The Harvard Skull Fiasco' showing [describe visual elements if any]

The Harvard Skull Fiasco

One heist.

Thirty-seven accomplices.

What could possibly go wrong?

Buy at Amazon (opens in new tab)
An illustration of a coffee-cup, and the text: 'buy me coffee'.

bad news

'Why did you just take a photo of me?' he asked. 'Who knows why I do anything?' I replied. 'Just don't be putting me in any more wrongcards.' 'I would never do that,' I said firmly. 'You did one that said I smoked weed at work.' 'Maybe it was your imaginary friend,' I said. 'I don't have one,' he replied. 'Funny you should think that...'

tags:imaginary friend, imaginary

Bad news. I've been talking to your imaginary friend and he doesn't like you anymore and anyway, now he's MY imaginary friend.

Copyright © 2008 — 2026 Wrongcards

  • About Me
  • Newsletters
  • Privacy
  • Ban Wrongcards
  • Complaints
  • Contact
Back to top