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Excuses Ecard with text: I regret that I cannot come over, but I must spend the evening attending to the needy and applying compresses to the fevered brows of sick orphans.
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about this card: fevered brows | It hurts me to imagine that someone is out there at this very moment apologetically saying, “I’m sorry, I have no excuse….” I spend my life thinking up excuses, so take it from me - [sorry, the rest of this thought was written down by me and then eaten by ducks. WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT?]
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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry for the ridiculous lies I have to make up to get you to put out.
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Christmas Ecard with text: Santa makes all us comfortable with being lied to by authority figures. He teaches us that gullibility is more likely to be rewarded than skepticism.
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