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Excuses Ecard with text: I can't hang out with you after all. Everything is fine. I just have to find out what's up with my weed. — about this card: everything is fine | I find people very demanding. “Do this, do that, be quiet, don’t eat my pudding, put down that knife, tie it off with a tourniquet, drive me to a hospital, what do you mean we’re stopping to buy ice cream?” Today’s card? Send it to anyone and they’ll probably just GIVE you their pudding. It’s only reasonable, really.

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: Don't worry Mother. When I'm high I love you at least twenty-five percent more than usual. It just accentuates everything!

WTF Ecard with text: If I see a Western Lowland Gorilla today I am totally treating it as suspicious.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. At least you are not a slug being eaten by ants.

Workplace Ecard with text: I am sorry about how I acted at work but in my defense I was pretty stoned most of the day. i did take the time to do some pretty wicked origami though.

WTF Ecard with text: Nobody thinks I'm delusional except my imaginary friend, and what the hell does he know?

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?