Mother's Day Ecard with text: Thank you Mother for refraining from eating me when I was small, and thus making this Mothers Day card possible.

About This Card | They say that my Mum had a very generous spirit. I have few memories of her, mostly they’re of her leaving to go out on her rounds in her nurses uniform. It’s a pity she wasn’t a nurse. Mother’s Day is an important holiday/scam run by the greeting card industry. I’ll be honest about it at least until Wrongcards is profitable, after which I’m obligated to pretend it’s not nonsense.

10 May 2014