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Mother's Day ecard: Thank you Mother for refraining from eating me when I was small, and thus making this Mothers Day card possible. Ecard image showing: Thank you Mother for refraining from eating me when I was small, and thus making this Mothers Day card possible.

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They say that my Mum had a very generous spirit. I have few memories of her, mostly they’re of her leaving to go out on her rounds in her nurses uniform. It’s a pity she wasn’t a nurse. Mother’s Day is an important holiday/scam run by the greeting card industry. I’ll be honest about it at least until Wrongcards is profitable, after which I’m obligated to pretend it’s not nonsense.
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They say that my Mum had a very generous spirit. I have few memories of her, mostly they're of her leaving to go out on her rounds in her nurses uniform. It's a pity she wasn't a nurse. Mother's Day is an important holiday/scam run by the greeting card industry. I'll be honest about it at least until Wrongcards is profitable, after which I'm obligated to pretend it's not nonsense.

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Thank you Mother for refraining from eating me when I was small, and thus making this Mothers Day card possible.

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