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Flirting Ecard with text: i would chop off an arm for you. maybe not my arm, but someone's...
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about this card: i would chop off an arm | On re-hash Wednesday we nostalgically re-visit a card from days of yore. This was published on April 13, 2008, back when Wrongcards was a weekend project that I ran to stress-test the patience of Harvard’s Department of Human Resources. BTW I told them that, there being only 20 million Australians, I was therefore a minority. ‘You can’t fire minorities’, I said. Logic is my superpower.
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