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Family Ecard with text: Dont worry. Whatever happens I'm never gonna put you in an old peoples home.
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about this card: old peoples home | I’m going to go ahead and admit that there aren’t many Family Wrongcards yet. Ever since my own family died in an unsuspicious fire that happened while I was on the other side of town making a speech in front of several eyewitnesses, I don’t like to think about family. Still, you have to admit it’s an institution. And it’s incredibly beautiful, the way it dances. Sometimes I think fire is a god.
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