Modesty | Apology Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I'm not always very modest. But in my defence I have fewer things to be modest about. — about this card: modesty | I apologize all the time. Never sincerely, of course - why rob the experience of fun and whimsy? - but just to practice I guess, in case the unthinkable happens. That’s right, even I make mistakes, though the last time was in 2003 when I stupidly agreed to share my ice-cream with someone (long story short: I lost half of my ice-cream) but the point is.. look I don’t remember. Something to do with sharks.

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Valentines Ecard with text: I don't understand the basic point of Valentines Day so let's instead admire this picture of a penguin holding an ice cream.

Congratulations Ecard with text: congratulations for exceeding our expectations. which admittedly were pretty modest.

Sympathy Cards Ecard with text: i think my sympathy for you entitles us to consume a LOT of icecream. after all - what is the point of sympathy if there is no icecream?

Apology Ecard with text: i'm sorry i spat in your ice cream the other day

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?