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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I'm not always very modest. But in my defence I have fewer things to be modest about.
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about this card: modesty | I apologize all the time. Never sincerely, of course - why rob the experience of fun and whimsy? - but just to practice I guess, in case the unthinkable happens. That’s right, even I make mistakes, though the last time was in 2003 when I stupidly agreed to share my ice-cream with someone (long story short: I lost half of my ice-cream) but the point is.. look I don’t remember. Something to do with sharks.
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Valentines Ecard with text: I don't understand the basic point of Valentines Day so let's instead admire this picture of a penguin holding an ice cream.
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Congratulations Ecard with text: congratulations for exceeding our expectations. which admittedly were pretty modest.
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Sympathy Ecard with text: i think my sympathy for you entitles us to consume a LOT of icecream. after all - what is the point of sympathy if there is no icecream?
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Apology Ecard with text: i'm sorry i spat in your ice cream the other day
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