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Baby ecard: Am relieved to hear you are pregnant and not merely eating too much cake. Ecard image showing: Am relieved to hear you are pregnant and not merely eating too much cake.

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Earlier this week I was in a pillow-fight at a party and for some perverse reason I was being targeted by everyone, and this two-year old child came wandering past in diapers so I picked him up by the leg and used him as a human shield. Then I got a talking-to for most of an hour. I had no idea people get so emotional about human shields. Today’s card is something I said that night.
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Earlier this week I was in a pillow-fight at a party and for some perverse reason I was being targeted by everyone, and this two-year old child came wandering past in diapers so I picked him up by the leg and used him as a human shield. Then I got a talking-to for most of an hour. I had no idea people get so emotional about human shields. Today's card is something I said that night.

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Am relieved to hear you are pregnant and not merely eating too much cake.

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