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CheerUp Ecard with text: You think you have problems. My Sims are trapped inside a burning house and someone has bricked up the doors. Life can be so sad.
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about this card: life can be so sad | Sometimes I play this videogame called The Sims and the little people keep having emotional breakdowns and wind up defecating in their neighbor’s kitchens at 3am, or entering other Sim’s bedrooms to watch them make-out while they daydream about nachos. God is playing 7 billion games of The Sims. Man, that sure is a lot of thoughts about nachos.
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