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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I'm not more selfless but I tried it once and it kind of sucked for me.

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Missing You Cards Ecard with text: Why are you far, far away  pursuing your own selfish interests when you should be HERE helping me feel good about myself?
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Anniversaries Ecard with text: our anniversary is a triumph of my good fortune over your poor judgment. so really it's more about 'me' than 'us'. please remember that tonight
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