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Apology ecard: So technically it was misleading of you to tell me you wanted me to be myself. Ecard image showing: So technically it was misleading of you to tell me you wanted me to be myself.

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I never watched Brokeback Mountain. I don’t like westerns I guess. A friend tried to tell me that movie was gay, so I stopped talking to him: I won’t tolerate the use of inappropriate language around me. It’s a stupid criticism too. I mean, just because someone wears a cowboy hat doesn’t make them gay. Anyway, today’s card is for those of you bedeviled by authenticity. I love you guys, you know?
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Published on 14 Nov 2013

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technically misleading

I never watched Brokeback Mountain. I don't like westerns I guess. A friend tried to tell me that movie was gay, so I stopped talking to him: I won't tolerate the use of inappropriate language around me. It's a stupid criticism too. I mean, just because someone wears a cowboy hat doesn't make them gay. Anyway, today's card is for those of you bedeviled by authenticity. I love you guys, you know?

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So technically it was misleading of you to tell me you wanted me to be myself.

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