Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply sorry that we argued and feel that the whole misunderstanding could have been avoided if you had more immediately accepted the rightness of my views.

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People say ‘You’re an easy person to agree with.’ Or, ‘It’s easier just to agree with you’ or something. I dunno, I try not to listen to flattery. Oprah once said that saying sorry is a sign of emotional intelligence but that doesn’t help you at all if you don’t do anything wrong. Some days I’m not sure Oprah is as infallible as I want her to be.

2 Oct 2012

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irish brawl

I'm not saying that St. Patricks Day is a conspiracy perpetrated by Irish brewing countries in league with a cartel of manufacturers of green food coloring. No wait a minute, that IS what I'm trying to say. Sorry, there's something about this holiday that gets me all muddled. It might possibly be the alcohol speaking. Look, I'm very good at research.

St Patricks's Day

Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry you thought this was going to be a sincere apology when all this was ever destined to be was a nice picture of an aardvark.

disappointment

Sometimes I coordinate workplace behavioral studies. For instance, it is possible to stimulate the amygdala, or the 'panic' center of the brain, merely by setting ordinary office equipment on fire. I then write copious notes on how my co-workers react. Because that's how much I want to be a scientist. This apology card should be sent after the firemen turn off the automatic sprinkler system.

Apology

in my defense

Apologies are like nailing a dead fruit bat to someone’s door. You don’t want to do it but it stops people complaining.

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hallucinated

Whenever I apologize to someone I always try to make it sound heartfelt and sincere. I believe the best way of sounding heartfelt and sincere is the employment of a giraffe sock puppet. If you don't own one, ask the person to whom you are apologizing to simply imagine you have one on your hand. You should also warn them that the giraffe is a bit 'bitey'. Just in case your apology isn't good enough for them.

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