Free Apology Ecard: 'Unambiguous' | Wrongcards

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry my use of clear and unambiguous language has been a source of so many misunderstandings. — about this card: unambiguous | On Wednesdays I typically like to post an older card you might not have seen yet and then I spend the rest of the day posting pages and pages of random numbers to random postal addresses over in eastern Afghanistan and north-west Pakistan. It’ll probably drive a couple of people at the CIA completely nuts. You know, I wasn’t like this at all until the government cancelled Gilmore Girls.

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Romance Ecard with text: I can tell that I love you by the way I like to make you feel guilty about bullshit.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I’m not telling you why I am angry with you because I don’t want “communication” to rob our relationship of its mystery.

CheerUp Ecard with text: I like you more than I'd like two prostitutes of moderate quality.

Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry that you only seem to want to communicate when i'm busy killing Nazis.

Romance Ecard with text: hi do you want to hold hands? wah i totally suck at romance :(

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A Not So Cricketty Christmas

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

A Not So Cricketty Christmas

Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

... and then I was locked up in a holding cell ...

Strange Passage, Part Two

... and then I was locked up in a holding cell ...

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Don't Mention the War

I'll be very careful, don't worry.

Don't Mention the War

I'll be very careful, don't worry.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?