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Just Because Ecards

WTF Ecard with text: My doctor says I am a triumph of modern psychiatric medicine! If he keeps being nice to me I may have to let him out of my basement.

psychiatric medicine

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: Im always right but no one ever listens but i don't care and basically they should all burn.

nobody ever listens

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Workplace

Zombie Ecard with text: Killing zombies is good for our relationship.

for our relationship

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Zombie

WTF Ecard with text: i have found that drunkenness makes me more charming, witty, and generally more awesome to members of the opposite sex.

my awesomeness

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: im sorry i havent been supportive but i didnt know you had a real psychological problem. with description of ergasiophobia.

ergasiophobia

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Workplace

WTF Ecard with text: on his first foray into the hundred acre wood, christopher robin shot a bear, two kangaroos, a piglet, a rabbit and a small tiger. but no heffalumps or woozles.the stories would have been much, much shorter if a.a.milne had been texan.

if pooh bear

Today is re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to post an older card that I happen to like. Unless you have the need to intimidate an assortment of talking, literate farm animals, this card isn't going to be of much use to you. But, by George Orwell, who would want to do that?

WTF

Inspirational Ecard with text: 'Hey kids - are you itching to get back at bourgeois status quo? Dont forget: arson isnt just a fun pass-time, it can also be a tool of political dissent. Remember: if they lied about Santa, take a wild guess about your upward mobility.'

arson and dissent

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Inspirational

Zombie Ecard with text: When you stop to look at a map, remember to look over your shoulder.

look over your shoulder

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Zombie

Inspirational Ecard with text: kids, kill a clown. its waaaay more awesome than drugs.

its never too late

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Inspirational

Workplace Ecard with text: If youre crazy, here, youll be given a straight-jacket. But if you re REALLY crazy youll be given more money, promotions + power! WOOT!

if you are crazy

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Workplace